Diva Devotees - Act I Scene 1
Vocal RangesLady Diva, Soprano, D3 - G#4
Announcer, Tenor, C2 - A3 Ensemble Soprano, C3 - D#4 Ensemble Alto, F2 - A#3 Ensemble Tenor, C2 - D3 Ensemble Bass, G1 - G#2 C3 = Middle C Downloads
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Diva Devotees by Rodger Raino is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
LyricsAUDIENCE
We are Diva devotees We are adoring fans She rules all celebrity Practiced in the art of fame We watch her every morning Enshrined on our TV Lady Diva, here with me Diva we love you Above all that we see On our TV DIVA Where are my fucking chocolates? Here I stand surrounded by all of you fools and nit-wits! I am waiting! I've no time for your nonsense I’ve got a show to put on Can’t you hear my audience Leave my dressing room, be gone MINIONS Diva’s a bitch Too stinking rich Never delightful Cruel and spiteful AUDIENCE We are Diva disciples MINIONS Cross her, she goes ballistic AUDIENCE Her every word is gospel MINIONS Diva’s wrath is sadistic AUDIENCE At last our dreams culminate ‘Cause Diva will entertain us MINIONS She loves to humiliate us Minions in her domain
ANNOUNCER 1
We’ve got a few moments, before taping the show There is something, you need to know You see that sign, right over there Well when it lights up, just be aware In order to make, our show come alive We need you to move into overdrive Let me hear you applaud We need your applause Applause, applause, applause, applause Baron Anchor will be Diva’s guest Applause, applause… MINIONS We are the shit that Diva steps on And then she scrapes us off her shoes But that’s the life of a minion And all we get is one big “Fuck you!” |
