LADY DIVA: Beloved talk show host is also despised by the Minions who work for her. Her magic, her fans do whatever she tells them.
BARON ANCHOR: Trusted newscaster. His magic, whatever he says on-air becomes real.
SIR MOGUL: CEO of Consolidated Media Inc. His magic, money.
MAJOR BRANDS: Owns everything worth owning. His magic, raw ruthless power.
PAP, PAR & AZZI: Gossip mongers. They wear a single costume with six arms & legs, and three neck openings. Their magic, can momentarily enchant the masses.
FOURTH WALL: Court Jester who can see and interact with us, the Theater Audience.
THE DARK MINION: Performs dirty tricks and murder for hire.