Trendy Next Big Thing - Act I Scene 7
Vocal RangesSir Mogul, Tenor, E2 - G3
Major Brands, Bass, A1 - B2 C3 = Middle C Downloads
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Trendy Next Big Thing by Rodger Raino is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
LyricsBRANDS
Have you seen the numbers In this new report The ratings suck with profits in decline There is only one last resort We need the trendy next big thing MOGUL It seems they’ve tired of the show About the dogs of chefs BRANDS So, Fe-fe’s got to go And that craze For hula dancing MOGUL I knew it wouldn’t last BRANDS Don’t forget the cop show where they BRANDS & MOGUL Never caught the perp MOGUL They said it would be edgy BRANDS It barely had a quirk MOGUL That dramady about the skinhead nurse BRANDS Enough, it pains me to remember BRANDS & MOGUL We must address this disastrous report The ratings suck with profits in decline There is only one last resort We need the trendy next big thing What about Shamba, Animal Huntress The pitch, the pitch sounded great MOGUL Strap a camera on the damn cat’s head Then in real-time watch as she stalks her prey BRANDS Instead we got graphic shots BRANDS & MOGUL Of the Princess in her bed With a hunky gardener by the name of Fred With a hunky gardener by the name of Fred With a hunky gardener by the name of Fred BRANDS Then came the lawyers MOGUL One thousand it seemed BRANDS Those legal costs sure MOGUL Hit the bottom line Our… BRANDS Comedies ain’t funny The… MOGUL Dramas have no soul Re- BRANDS -ality’s there for free So… MOGUL The sponsors flee BRANDS & MOGUL In the afternoon only Diva’s show Is raking in big cash In the afternoon only Diva’s show Is raking in big cash Big cash Big cash Big cash Cash MOGUL Then there is the news BRANDS And you know that is sacred To our way of life Even at a net loss It is surely worth the price BRANDS & MOGUL To keep society stable It is crucial that we must Maintain our vital role As propagandists for the status quo Status quo, quid pro quo Status quo, quid pro quo Quid pro quo, quid pro quo Quid pro quo, quid pro quo Quid pro quo, quid pro quo Quid pro quo, quid pro quo Quid pro quo, quid pro quo |
