Diva Interviews Anchor - Act I Scene 4
Vocal RangesLady Diva, Soprano, B2 -G4
Baron Anchor, Baritone, C2 = E3 Producer, Alto, Bb2 - E3 C3 = Middle C Downloads
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Diva Interviews Anchor by Rodger Raino is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
LyricsDIVA
Welcome to our show today My guest needs no introduction Yet I will You know I must Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He’s the voice you trust When you need all the latest news In his time slot he’s been number one Since his show’s debut I know him as my best friend I’m overjoyed to present A unique living legend Please welcome Baron Anchor Well you’ve certainly got a whole lot of fans here today ANCHOR No, that can’t be right Here on your turf I believe they all worship you DIVA Such modesty You’re too kind ANCHOR Just honest reporting my dearest Diva DIVA Now let me see if I’ve got this right Your new special is this Sunday night? ANCHOR Great, straight to business I appreciate that Yes Sunday night at eight, eight, eight, eight DIVA And I hear the subject is special to your heart ANCHOR It’s a touching, feel good show Comprehensive in its scope All about my favorite pet My chimpanzee Kismet DIVA Sounds fascinating ANCHOR Kismet eats and he drinks At the table next to me Kismet runs, Kismet plays And sometimes misbehaves Kismet bites, just a bit Piss him off, Kismet spits Kismet throws his shit at me He’ll lob some at you too DIVA Charming How old is your chimp? ANCHOR What chimp? DIVA Why your pet, Kismet ANCHOR Oh yes, I do have a monkey named Kismet How did you know of him? Please tell me who are you? DIVA I’m Diva your oldest friend ANCHOR Oh yes me and Diva go way back My best friend Have you seen her talk show? I’ve heard it’s excellent DIVA Don’t forget Anchor’s show Watch it Sunday night at eight
PRODUCER
What the hell was that? DIVA I don’t know
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