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Diva Interviews Anchor - Act I Scene 4

Vocal Ranges

Lady Diva, Soprano, B2 -G4
Baron Anchor, Baritone, C2 = E3
Producer, Alto, Bb2 - E3
C3 = Middle C

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Diva Interviews Anchor by Rodger Raino is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Lyrics


DIVA
Welcome to our show today
My guest needs no introduction
Yet I will
You know I must
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

He’s the voice you trust
When you need all the latest news
In his time slot he’s been number one
Since his show’s debut

I know him as my best friend
I’m overjoyed to present
A unique living legend
Please welcome Baron Anchor

Well you’ve certainly got a whole lot of fans here today

ANCHOR
No, that can’t be right
Here on your turf
I believe they all worship you

DIVA
Such modesty
You’re too kind

ANCHOR
Just honest reporting my dearest Diva

DIVA
Now let me see if I’ve got this right
Your new special is this Sunday night?

ANCHOR
Great, straight to business
I appreciate that
Yes Sunday night at eight, eight, eight, eight

DIVA
And I hear the subject is special to your heart

ANCHOR
It’s a touching, feel good show
Comprehensive in its scope
All about my favorite pet
My chimpanzee Kismet

DIVA
Sounds fascinating

ANCHOR
Kismet eats and he drinks
At the table next to me
Kismet runs, Kismet plays
And sometimes misbehaves

Kismet bites, just a bit
Piss him off, Kismet spits
Kismet throws his shit at me
He’ll lob some at you too

DIVA
Charming
How old is your chimp?

ANCHOR
What chimp?

DIVA
Why your pet, Kismet

ANCHOR
Oh yes, I do have a monkey named Kismet
How did you know of him?
Please tell me who are you?

DIVA
I’m Diva your oldest friend

ANCHOR
Oh yes me and Diva go way back
My best friend
Have you seen her talk show?
I’ve heard it’s excellent

DIVA
Don’t forget Anchor’s show
Watch it Sunday night at eight
DIVA
Eight, eight, eight,
Eight, eight, eight
Sunday night at eight
Eight, eight, eight
Got something to celebrate?
Coming after this short break
We’ll show you how to bake
A perfect lemon cake
Stay tuned
ANCHOR
Eight, eight, eight,
Eight, eight, eight


Kismet throws shit
Kismet throws shit
Shit
Kismet throws shit
PRODUCER
What the hell was that?

DIVA
I don’t know

DIVA
It seemed like
He wasn’t even here
ANCHOR
Kismet throws his shit
He’ll toss some at you
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