Brands and Mogul Plot - Act II Scene 4
Vocal RangesSir Mogul, Tenor, D2 - G3
Major Brands, Bass, C2 - C3 C3 = Middle C Downloads
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Brands and Mogul Plot by Rodger Raino is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
LyricsBRANDS
Have you got it? MOGUL Yeah, it's right here BRANDS A complete accounting? MOGUL Yes of course Every one of Anchor’s gaffes Cataloged in my report BRANDS Read it to me MOGUL It’s rather lengthy BRANDS Well then just the craziest stories He caused to spring like Athena BRANDS & MOGUL Into life from his head MOGUL First we had that week the sun never set BRANDS Such a long tiring day BRANDS & MOGUL Then the heat wave soaked us all in sweat MOGUL Who could forget that gang of wild goats That robbed several banks BRANDS I never really understood How they shot those guns with hooves BRANDS & MOGUL Who knows, who knows MOGUL Then there was that economic crash When cotton candy got used as cash BRANDS That sugar standard almost cost me my ass BRANDS & MOGUL Alas, alas His crazy talk Has got to stop It’s just too dangerous This crazy talk We’ve heard enough The Baron is extraneous MOGUL He nearly wrecked the fashion world Bringing bell bottoms back in style What about the night the beer bottles grew legs And danced on the tavern bars BRANDS I rather liked that one MOGUL But it ended badly when the tango began BRANDS All foam and broken glass MOGUL And now our current crisis BRANDS & MOGUL The pending drop in our stock price His crazy talk Has got to stop It’s just too dangerous This crazy talk We’ve had enough The Baron is extraneous Anchor is extraneous The Baron is extraneous MOGUL So then what should we do? We can’t just kill him BRANDS Sure we can If we want MOGUL But appearances must be kept No indication we are involved BRANDS Perhaps a poison Something subtle MOGUL I have an idea Let me check Yes, yes right here “Scandalium, effects only the most famous of personalities” BRANDS Sounds promising MOGUL “In significant quantities Causes paralysis and loss of face Death is nearly instantaneous” “Undetectable at lower dosages Which weakens the heart Any shock or surprise Will induce a fatal attack See appendix B Dosage table three” MOGUL Appendix B Appendix B BRANDS Dosage table three Table three Table three MOGUL Looks like all we need BRANDS & MOGUL Is just seven drops Just seven drops And one big shock Should do the deed Just seven drops What can trigger his heart attack? Maybe Diva has a comeback The Baron's heart could not withstand Diva's return to fame Just seven drops to guarantee Anchor becomes history His crazy talk Has got to stop It’s just too dangerous This crazy talk We’ve heard enough The Baron is extraneous Anchor is extraneous The Baron is extraneous MOGUL I'll have my Dark Minion handle this task She is exceedingly discreet |
