Anchor Spook Brands and Mogul - Act I Scene 10
Vocal RangesBaron Anchor, Baritone, C2 - A2
Sir Mogul, Tenor, E2 - G3 Major Brands, Bass A1 - B2 Announcer, Tenor, C#3 - F#3 C3 = Middle C Downloads
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Anchor Spooks Brands and Mogul by Rodger Raino is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
LyricsANNOUNCER
Live from the Citadel of Truth The day’s news with Baron Anchor ANCHOR Today we begin with a story of grave importance In a spectacular display, the southern village of Kali Spontaneously burst into flames Amazingly no reported injuries The homeless villagers were relocated To the Big Bite Cafeteria Where they rest in surprisingly clean Booths and banquettes Kali is the fifth self-igniting village Since the Great Heat Wave began… MOGUL These are numbers and This is what they can do for you Concealing details Of profit and gain BRANDS Hiding my secrets Again and again and again and again I make those numbers work for me Obscuring the big hush-hush BRANDS & MOGUL Business is sometimes a gamble But who needs the risk when we can fix the odds Banking all the bounty that we Skim from the top because we rigged this game We loot your numbers Cross referenced in our database There is nothing we don’t know About what you buy, how much you pay Who you ring up when you talk on the phone What you love and you hate We’ve got your number, got you pegged Where you went Monday night No secrets no confidential Dates with that sleaze-ball who met you online Take a number stand in our line We’ll let you pretend your thoughts are your own ANCHOR …In the latest financial news Anonymous sources confirm that Consolidated Media Will announce a massive decline In revenues from ad sales Expected to fall sixty percent Their financial report Will be released next Friday BRANDS Holy shit what was that MOGUL Holy crap this is bad BRANDS & MOGUL What Anchor says, always becomes true What Anchor says becomes true, what can we do? He’s getting dodgy in the head Who can tell what he’ll say next His mental state has been going downhill For several months 'Bout time that he retires BRANDS Anchor’s stubborn, he’ll never leave MOGUL Appeal to greed, offer a bribe BRANDS & MOGUL Call it a token of appreciation Which we can only grant upon termination MOGUL Major, I will see to this Anchor will say bye-bye |
